Naughty Nerd on your gift list? Check out these delightfully dorky sex toys!

Barely in time to help you ring in a most dorkalicious new year, we just received this new collection of amazing toys in body-safe silicone, bright colors and fantabulous fantasy and scifi references from Star Wars to Doctor Who to Pokemon. Make love to a futuristic fantasy with these guaranteed-quality body safe tools of tantalization!

Here is the starter menu for this new collection:

-Light Up Laser Sword Dildos

-Doctor Screw’s Sonic Dildo

-Sailor Girl Dildo Wands

-Pokemoan Piky Plugs

-Green Glow in the Dark Lantern Cock Rings

Let us know when you want more options, and make sure to stop by and check these out soon!

12 Says of Xxxmas

It’s the naughtiest time of year! Once again, SEXPLORATORIUM will be giving away 1 free gift to 1 lucky *customer each day for the 12 days leading up to XXX-MAS!

With quality brands like Liberator, Tantus and Vamp Silicone toys to choose from, each lucky customer can take home a prize worth up to $199.99

Starting Tuesday December 13th, the 12th customer will win a free gift (choose from either general sexuality or BDSM item)!

On Wednesday the 14th, the 11th in-store customer will win a free gift. Thursday the 15th, the 10th customer will win and so on until the first purchase on XXX-Mas Eve wins (note that we will close at 6pm on December 24)!

The sooner you come in, the more prizes you’ll have to choose from!

Besides this awesome contest, what other Holiday cheer is Sexploratorium whipping up? There is our in- store layaway sale where customers will receive 20% off any remaining balances when they pick up their layaways or special order items by XXXmas eve. SEXPLORATORIUM also provides free gift packaging and gift receipts (that detail our warranties, etc) with each purchase while supplies last. Make sure to keep an eye on the Sexploratorium Facebook page and Sexploratorium Twitter and the Sexploratorium Instagram for flash sales and other promotions this season.

Indulge a Holiday Craving

Crave toys came into our world several years back with their high end body safe duo motor Duet toy, but have more recently expanded their line to include a range of ingenious strategic designer toys like their oral-sex enhancing Vesper or their industrial strength rechargeable Crave Bullet. All body safe, eco-sex friendly and guaranteed to last! What better gift to give than the gifts of pleasure?

Real Vibration Review

This review is for the Marc Dorcel 8.5″ Real Vibration Vibrator

The RealVibe is a real good deal that is right on the money

The RealVibe -right on the money

The Real Vibrations M is a great bang for your buck at a mere $39.99. It’s a quiet and unassuming toy, with a simple design and only two buttons. The controls are easy to work and there are seven different speed settings; I worried that it would not be very powerful, but was pleasantly surprised by how strong the vibe settings got. While the design is not as ‘realistic’ as the company claims, once inserted it hardly matters. At a significant 8.7 inch length and 1.5 inch diameter, I felt my ‘size queen’ tendencies fairly well indulged without me feeling completely stuffed.

The toy runs on two AA batteries, so vibrator users should double-check that they have a size up from their standard AAAs. The material is a great soft-touch silicone, so it doesn’t pick up much lint from being hidden in my sock drawer. It comes in hot pink or a caramel-y, fleshy tone, which is a slight draw-back (I wish there were more color options, like black or blue), but again, once inserted it hardly makes a difference.

All in all, a very worthwhile buy. 10/10 would recommend.


Vac U Lock is Here!

Sexploratorium is now carrying Vac-U-Lock products that are compatible with our sex machines!

We currently have a limited range in stock…don’t see what you’re looking for? Just ask! We may be able to order it, but remember that we only stock soft insertables that are made of non-allergenic silicone.

DeTails Trunk Show & Weekend with Bo Blaze


Make sure to visit Sexploratorium this Friday and Saturday to shop from an extended collection of impact toys from DetailsToys as well as three classes with Bo Blaze as part of Passion 101 Classes

Please RSVP on Facebook for  Friday Pop-up Shop and Saturday Pop-up Shop

On Fetlife: Make sure to RSVP for the Trunk Show as well as
50 Shades of Curious: BDSM for Beginners- Friday
The DeTails of Flogging-Saturday
Accepting the Demon Within – Saturday

We hope to see you in the shop this weekend!