Naughty Is Nice! : Your Kinky Gift Giving Guide

Looks like someone made it to your ‘Naughty’ list. Oh boy! Time to get a little more creative than a lump of coal…but where to start? Well, I’ve got a guide here guaranteed to get those little mental elves working overtime to make sure that someone gets their just deserts!

Whether you’re brand new to bondage or are a tried hand, the Bed Buckler restraint system is a sure bet! The fine folks at Liberator (well known for their creatively shaped positioning cushions) have designed a sturdy, fully adjustable system of straps and built-in cuffs built for durability and portability…simply arrange the Bed Buckler straps under your mattress, bring the straps over the corners or sides of said mattress, click your lover in, and have them wonderfully at your mercy!bedbuckler

lennonbfTeach them the ‘See No Evil, Speak No Evil’ rule with a combination of the Rapture Lennon Blindfold and Tantus Beginner Ball Gag. The soft leather and even softer faux-fur padding of the Lennon Blindfold will easily adjust to the individual’s facial shape, enveloping their eyes in comfortable darkness while the locking buckle gives the option for making that darkness torturously impenetrable!

begballgagAnd don’t let the name fool you: Tantus’s Beginner Ball Gag  is far from elementary! The curiously pacifier shaped gag is perfect for smaller mouths and jaws that normally experience fatigue from extended opening while providing comfort for mouth corners, where more traditional gags create uncomfortable friction. Made from their proprietary platinum silicone, these gags are easily disassembled for easy cleaning…even boiling for sterilization!

clampsLooking for something with a little extra bite? The Mandible Body Clamps  provide that edge you’ve been craving! Easily twisted screw functions widen these versatile clamps from a fully closed position to approximately 1/2″, which is quite enough for any sensitive bit of flesh. The connecting chain is also easily removed by screw function and allows for pinching all manners of parts, making these the most versatile clamps ever! The Piranha Clamps are a return entry to our stock as former (and soon to be current) bestsellers! These lightweight and fully adjustable toothed clamps are not only intimidating to behold but grab a hold of skin at whatever the desired intensity may be and will not slip! pirhana

No good deed should go unpunished! Whether chastisement or excitement is in order, the Kinky Elf himself has your implemented ready! Local artisan Bill Caden (known also as the aforementioned elf) has handcrafted paddles to keep them on their toes! The Single Edge Paddle features a simple design in easy to clean and temperature sensitive Corian, while the Flatwacker Rattan Paddle (a personal favorite!) brings the flexibility and length of a rattan cane to a broader edge!

Gifting your naughty little somebody just got a ton easier! Why get your hands dirty with a charcoal lump when they could be doing so many better things?

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